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{\an8}All over the world,
and perhaps since the beginning of humanity,
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{\an8}cultures celebrate the beginning
of maturity in a different way.
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{\an8}There are the quinceañeras,
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{\an8}the Sweet 16...
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{\an8}There is also something called void jumping.
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{\an8}My dad told me
that in the Brazilian Amazon
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{\an8}there is a thing called
"initiation of the bullet ant",
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{\an8}where ants move
by your hands and they bite you.
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{\an8}And if you endure the pain,
You're ready to be a man.
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{\an8}I told him if he thinks that's bad,
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{\an8}let him try to be
a high school teenager.
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{\an8}Everyone has their ritual.
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{\an8}And we have ours.
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{\an8}YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO MY BAT MITZVAH!
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At a bar or bat mitzvah,
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When you're 13, you sit in front of friends,
temple family and elders
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and you read from the Torah.
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Then there is a party.
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Listen, mishpachah,
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{\an8}please say hello to the newest
and fabulous adult,
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Stacy Friedman!
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Your bat mitzvah is the first day
of your adult life
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and everyone knows that an iconic adult life
It depends on how it starts.
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The theme, the food.
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The entrance video.
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Everything tells a story.
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Who do I want to be?
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Will I have wonderful friends for life
Like Lydia Rodriguez Katz?
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Nothing before that day matters,
because that was the old you, the little girl you.
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You are now an adult.
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So it doesn't matter if two years before
you accidentally peed yourself on a trip
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and you had to receive dry pants
secretly from your amazing sister Ronnie.
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This is a hypothetical situation, of course.
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That's it, Stacy! She's my sister!
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What better way
starting adulthood
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that with the sexiest boy
from high school?
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Andy, what are you doing?
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Stacy,
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I love you from the first time
I saw you at the temple's Purim play.
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You are the best Queen Esther
that I have seen in my life.
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Is it okay if we make it official
and I declare myself as your boyfriend
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giving you a kiss?
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I give you my consent, Andy Goldfarb.
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Stacy!
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Stacy!
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You're going to be late, fast.
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I know you already heard me.
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Wait a second, I'm flossing my teeth!
like you told me!
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- Now I rinse.
- Well, hurry up! Same with you, Ronnie.
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I'm ready!
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You always say that and you never mean it.
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Ugh, you found me out. I'm not ready.
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- The Yankees win.
-Is this how you are going to dress?
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Yeah, I don't even know who this guy is.
I'm not going to wear a suit.
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He's a friend from high school,
We will meet the parents too.
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I don't want to know them,
I liked them when they were girls.
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We just had to get to know them
and the trampoline man.
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Ronnie, we'll be late.
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I'll be ready
When Stacy is, calm down.
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Hello, Andy, obviously I will share
a matzo soup with you.
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Hi Andy, I like your kippah.
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I didn't know you were coming tonight. How cool.
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Honey, what are you doing down there?
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I can't find my earring.
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Oh, good luck.
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Keep looking, love.
Keep searching. Take your time.
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Stacy!
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Sorry, I'm coming, mom!
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Nice shoes, but mom
He will never let you use them.
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He's not even going to notice. And if you do,
I'll make a sad face for dad.
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Oh, he'll realize, he'll hate them.
and dad will feel bad,
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but in the end it scares him
confront mom.
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I live with them before you.
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Um, excuse me.
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What are those things on your feet?
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Lydia's mom bought them
so that we could be twins.
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Like twins?
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Dressing alike is very high school.
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Take them off, you look like a stripper.
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- Mom, you can't say that.
- Yes, they are going to cancel you.
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Oh no.
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Take them off now or goodbye phone.
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Oh.
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No, take them off. You can't wear them.
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Everyone in the car.
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thirty seconds
or there will be no food left at the party.
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You're the only one who's not ready.
We are already there.
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- I don't know where my earring is.
- My love, did you look everywhere?
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Because if you look hard, you will find it.
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- Why did you do that to me?
- Because the girls needed more time.
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And because I don't feel like going.
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- You are the worst.
- I love you.
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Please let her wear the shoes.
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It's not fair to Lydia
Let her use them without her friend.
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Okay.
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You're going to hate them in two minutes.
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You are welcome.
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Thank you. I love you.
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- Wow!
-Stacy!
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I'm coming, ma!
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Well.
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-Quick, girl!
-I'm coming, sorry!
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- Oh, yes.
- Well done.
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Following dad,
with dress clothes and tennis shoes.
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Comfort comes first, honey.
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- There it is!
- He's limping. Hello darling!
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-Hello, Lyd!
-Lydia. "Lydia encyclopedia".
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- Hello everyone.
- Nice shoes, you look great, Lydia.
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Thanks, Ron Ron. Always the same.
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We found out.
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Not so much anymore.
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- You took them off.
- Have these.
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- Thank you, I couldn't feel my feet anymore.
- Do your parents know we're taking you?
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I told my mom and she said
to dad's lawyer, so let's go.
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Good!
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Ugh, dad, take that song off.
It's embarrassing.
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Shameful?
There is no one around to hear her.
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Now, please! You're humiliating me!
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OK! I'm going to remove it. Peaceful.
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I already removed it, girls.
Why are you still angry back there?
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They are watching sad videos
to see who cries first.
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Are they trying to cry?
That's very strange.
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{\an8}DOG REUNITES WITH HIS OWNER
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Ouch! You are very good at this game.
I hate it.
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- Everyone in this house needs therapy.
- Yes, you need two.
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Ten.
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How funny.
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Everyone acts normal. Let's go to the temple.
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Have your music.
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Let me see those yarmulkes!
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Woohoo!
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It's Devin's n'nai mitzvah!
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They are becoming adults.
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A round of applause for Devin!
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We put pressure on teachers
to give them more homework.
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If we want to prepare them for the world,
we have to start now.
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India is giving us a beating.
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I always tell my son Marvin...
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Excuse me, may I interrupt you for a second?
I think this is in the name of the table.
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We came here to enjoy
chicken and fish tonight
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and maybe have a few drinks.
So could you stop talking?
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Thank you.
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Wow!
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{\an8}IT
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It's a great classic.
Did you see The Cursed Goblin in the Neighborhood?
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Hey, it's a masterpiece.
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We already know. We already saw it. It's terrible.
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Can they let us see our movie?
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Bye!
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That hurt.
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-Have we seen it yet?
- No.
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I like this carnival theme,
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but your Candilandia theme
It will be the best of the year.
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Until your New York theme
make a fool of the whole school.
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If they let me do it.
Have your parents talked to DJ Schmuley yet?
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I want to hear you all scream:
"DJ Schmuley is my king!"
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DJ Schmuley is my king!
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- It's already reserved. We have it.
- Yes.
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- You look good, ladies!
- Say hello to me.
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Hello.
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can you believe
that we will be adults this year?
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No.
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Yes. My mom left me
shave my legs this afternoon.
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First time. It was magical.
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Oh, I'm proud of you.
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They burn me like someone
spread wasabi all over the leg.
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- Au.
- I can't believe it.
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Why Kym, Anya and Megan
Do they always look so good?
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Are those birds rescued?
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- That?
- I hope they are.
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- They scare me.
-Do you know what else scares you?
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Nikki's mom allows them
Ronnie and Zaara drink alcohol.
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One two three. Woo!
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I hide them.
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Yes. Try to be a cool mom.
It's very strange.
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We're here!
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I can't believe it.
Andy looks so cute tonight.
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Do you realize that one good day
He will be mine and you will also have a boyfriend,
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and then we will have a joint wedding
and we're moving to Tribeca?
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In Taylor Swift's building?
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Yeah!
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I'll talk to him now.
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-That?
- I'm ready.
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- Yes, do it, Stacy. Yes, you can.
- Come with me, please.
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- Yes.
- Let's go.
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That! Do it now!
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Make way!
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- He's going to talk to Andy.
- No! They're embarrassing me.
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Hello, Stacy.
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Nice tennis shoes.
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Andy, smile!
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Finish it!
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Hey, why did Mateo do that?
Seriously, it was very inappropriate.
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- Sorry.
- We're sorry, seriously.
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Why is Andy playing
with that Italian student?
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- I think he's Ecuadorian.
- It doesn't matter. They say he has a girlfriend at home.
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- University.
- Um, no. I think that's illegal.
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What's the matter?
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Sorry.
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What do you have? Why did you do that?
It's embarrassing, Zaara.
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Now yes, friends! Time to make noise!
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Everyone come to the track. Let's dance!
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- I want to hear you all scream! Schmu...
-Law!
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-Schmu!
-Law!
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Why do you like this idiot?
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- He's the best!
- The best.
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{\an8}They were officially Schmulitized!
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Thanks for joining us.
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{\an8}STACY'S BAT MITZVAH!
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I'll take you all on a trip.
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Imagine this.
My entrance video begins...
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Which, as we know, establishes
the whole thing for the bat mitzvah.
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Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}THE DAMNED ELF 5
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-Ronnie!
- Girls, don't fight.
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Anyway, I go down the stairs.
of a private yacht on the Hudson River
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to cheers and fireworks.
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Wow.
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So who is she?
arriving on a jet ski?
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She is the artist of international hits
Olivia Rodrigo.
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Wait, how are we going to pay for that?
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- I have some ideas.
- They have ideas, honey.
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Okay.
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Wait. No.
The old man is supposed to be for your dad.
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- Oh, no. Just keep looking.
- Mm-hmm.
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- There.
- Okay.
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- Agh, this is fantastic.
- Shut up, Ronnie.
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- You shut up, sister.
- I'm going to kill you, Ronnie.
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Not if I stab you first.
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- Ah, that's an idea.
- I don't understand them, this is important.
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I become a damn woman!
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Woman, what should you worry about?
It's in the mitzvah project
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and practice his Haftarah.
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That's not important!
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Well, it's important to you,
and other elders, and God and that.
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But for me, the party is important.
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If it doesn't work out,
I could end up like Kate Kossman.
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You're not going to end up like Kate Kossman.
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Who is Kate Kossman?
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Had a terrible medieval bat mitzvah
called Kate Kossman Knights,
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without noticing that the initials were KKK.
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00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,375
The great dilemmas of life, of course.
245
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,458
Now she sits alone in the cafeteria
making friendship bracelets
246
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:51,958
for literally no one,
because she doesn't have friends.
247
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,333
It sounds a bit dramatic.
248
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:57,000
Oh, do you think I shouldn't be punished
for promoting the Ku Klux Klan?
249
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,458
Wow, mom,
I didn't think you supported racism.
250
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,458
Oh, please.
251
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,541
Listen.
252
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,541
They always say my bat mitzvah
determines the rest of my life.
253
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:06,750
And I think Dua Lipa
It would make my life perfect.
254
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:09,833
No. Not famous pop stars.
Not yachts, not even boats.
255
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:12,958
That's unfair!
Ronnie had a baked potato bar.
256
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:16,375
At my bar mitzvah, we had a party
in my grandmother's basement.
257
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,458
We spit out a giant matzo ball.
258
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,375
It was fun.
259
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,666
Do you know what the topic was? Be Jewish.
260
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,458
Just practice your sentences
and write your speech.
261
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,875
I'm doing it, Mr. Friedman,
don't worry.
262
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,375
- Do you write Stacy's speech?
- You already know I don't know how to do it.
263
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:33,000
Yes, Spanish is where things are worse.
It's very bad.
264
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,541
Stacy, that's not good at all.
265
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,291
Alright. He's going to make my entrance video
because he knows how to do it, don't worry.
266
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,625
Can I at least have a mojito bar?
267
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,166
Better a ball pit.
268
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:47,083
Please, dad. That's for kids!
It's been seven months since I got my period!
269
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,791
No, come on, Stacy...
270
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:50,625
Well, your period lasted a long time!
271
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,083
Okay, you know what? I better go.
272
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,208
I'll take you.
273
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,875
I love them. See you.
274
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,666
Calm down, dad. It's going to turn out well.
275
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,250
It's growing so fast, it's crazy.
276
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:05,333
I already drink. I tried it the other day
and I didn't like it. Don't suffer.
277
00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:15,291
Dear God, what are you doing?
278
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,875
This is Stacy Friedman,
But I guess you already know that.
279
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,125
And I guess you already know what I'm going to say.
280
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:25,083
But just to be sure,
I'm going to tell you.
281
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,416
You don't know how much I would appreciate it
If only I could have an amazing bat mitzvah.
282
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,458
I know what I should do
my Project Mitzvah.
283
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:37,875
But isn't I supposed to give back?
with a project that represents me well?
284
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,833
That's why I don't know what to do.
285
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,916
Because I'm not popular.
286
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,458
I'm not a loser.
287
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,375
Well, I don't know who I am.
288
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:51,000
But I do know that I do have
a unique bat mitzvah,
289
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,375
the doors will open for me
290
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,000
and I will have a fabulous life
as I have always wanted.
291
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,166
-No pop stars.
- Better a ball pit.
292
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,208
Ball pit?
Lydia will have everything she asked for.
293
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,125
Even a candy stand for me.
294
00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:07,875
I was already worried that my parents
don't understand me and everything will go wrong.
295
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,750
-Did you always have his phone?
- No, it was a lie.
296
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,833
The audacity.
297
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,583
- You are a monster.
- Just like my dad.
298
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,500
- Can we sit outside?
- No.
299
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,250
I could use a tan.
300
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,750
- Yes, it's true.
- Is it Tory Burch?
301
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,958
Oh no, it's from Walmart, I bought it with
a bottle of water for 12 dollars.
302
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,291
He told her.
303
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:33,666
Shh.
304
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,333
Hey, me?
305
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,500
Your skirt.
306
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,791
Oh right, yeah, it's by Tory Burch.
307
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,625
My mom wants to spend all the money
from my dad before going to court.
308
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:47,166
- I saw Hailey Bieber use the same one.
- Yes.
309
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,708
Okay. Yes. Goodbye.
310
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,500
That was weird.
311
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,458
- I love them and hate them at the same time.
- Equal.
312
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,041
What just happened?
313
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,875
Hey, what do you think? I heard Megan
He is going to do his Project Mitzvah.
314
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,625
He will give away sunscreen at Coachella.
315
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,583
- That? Wow.
- What a good idea.
316
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,458
I have to do something amazing.
317
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,791
I feel so much pressure.
318
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:33,291
How long do you think it will take
on being a social activist on TikTok?
319
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,791
Hey, six months?
320
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:35,916
It's a lot.
321
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,125
You know what?
We just have to relax for a while.
322
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,625
And what will they do on Saturday?
My mom won't be here the end.
323
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,958
By? Will you have a party?
324
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,250
A nerdy party?
325
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,583
So what if I did?
326
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,833
Well, my dad is going to be away too.
327
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,875
You could have a party.
328
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,958
You could invite the entire seventh grade
and not exclude anyone.
329
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:59,291
Please wouldn't it be fun to exclude
instead of always being excluded?
330
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,083
Careful!
331
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,583
Oh! Oh, it can't be.
332
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,875
Stace? Stacy, Stacy. Are you OK?
333
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,666
Oh, fuck.
334
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,125
You don't look good at all.
335
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,500
You have grass in your hair.
336
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,750
Stacy.
337
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,000
Are you OK?
338
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,333
It was my fault!
339
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,333
Are you OK?
340
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,500
Yes. Sorry for the bump.
341
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,166
Drink water.
342
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,958
Did you see that? It was perfect.
He did like this... And then you...
343
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,291
It was destiny.
344
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,208
Hey, are your legs okay, Nikki?
345
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,166
They're fine, Mateo, you're not interested.
346
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,041
Oh really?
347
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:10,833
By the way, your dad invited
to the dry cleaners to the bat mitzvah, Stacy.
348
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,458
That? No, that's unfair.
349
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:16,041
The proportion of elderly
and normal people are already unbalanced.
350
00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:18,625
Why is that child Mateo
Does he go to Hebrew school?
351
00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:22,916
Maybe you want to convert
and rest on the Jewish holidays.
352
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,875
- Yes.
-Are you going to invite him, Stace?
353
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,375
To Mateo? I barely know him.
354
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,750
But if you invite Mateo,
Andy could come.
355
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,250
Have fun learning!
356
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,916
I love you!
357
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,333
Oh shit!
358
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,958
Are you on drugs?
359
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,916
TZEDAKÁ DONATIONS
360
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,958
Good job, guys.
361
00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,208
-Lydia.
- Hello.
362
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,500
Shalom.
363
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,875
This looks good.
364
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:03,166
- I'm not that creative in crafts.
- I was not good at all in arts and crafts.
365
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,916
- I like your look, Ashley.
- Thank you.
366
00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:08,458
- Ah, yes, she looks cute.
- Look who came out of the kissing closet.
367
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,458
Oh, that's not true.
Were they making out?
368
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,375
Why don't you ever see them?
There are hundreds of people here.
369
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,458
And they don't say anything!
370
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:18,791
Would you believe that when I was your age
Was he in a Jewish rock band?
371
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:24,083
We were called Exodus,
because Genesis was already busy.
372
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,083
Sorry, Aaron, am I boring you?
373
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,375
That? No, yes I was listening to him.
374
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,666
Stace, hello!
375
00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:32,916
- You look very pretty. All good?
- Yes.
376
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:35,250
- The pole!
- Post!
377
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,208
Hey, how's your Torah Portion going?
378
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,000
It's like 6000 pages.
379
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,750
Why did my parents choose
the third week of August?
380
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:45,958
Mine lasts about a minute and a half.
Thanks, June 10! Woo!
381
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:48,541
Move, ladies!
The curtain rises in five!
382
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:52,625
I like to believe that the Hebrew school
It's a little performance I do.
383
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:56,375
Your prayer book is the program
and I am the star, dolls...
384
00:20:56,375 --> 00:21:00,416
...which gives a touch of color
and joy. Do you understand me?
385
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:02,333
It isn't true.
Come on, class is going to start.
386
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,666
Rabbi Rebecca!
387
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,791
- Can we eat something?
-Do you want latkes?
388
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,291
- She's crazy.
- I know. I love her.
389
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,583
"I am the star, dolls.
"I am divine."
390
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:11,916
It turned out well for you.
391
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,416
Thank you, thank you very much.
392
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,833
- It isn't true.
- I know, right?
393
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,666
I like clouds.
I want to try a cloud.
394
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:22,041
- Do you want what?
- I want to try a cloud.
395
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:25,500
- I just want to try a cloud. That's all.
-Are you okay, friend?
396
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,583
Yes. Why?
397
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,750
Hey, because I hit you on the head.
398
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,208
The bruises are serious.
399
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,875
I once vomited at football
due to a concussion and...
400
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:39,041
Did you vomit?
401
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,500
No, I didn't.
402
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,916
How cool.
403
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,083
- Very good, Shabbat shalom!
- Shabbat shalom.
404
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:53,375
How are you all?
Do you feel on top or what?
405
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:55,375
Have you already started your Mitzvah Project?
406
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,250
- No.
- Yes.
407
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:01,333
No? It is the most important part
of all this.
408
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:06,666
It's when you do something for your community,
by society in general.
409
00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:09,750
That? Don't you worry
by society in general?
410
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,625
- No.
- Yes.
411
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:16,291
How about we continue where we left off?
with our old friend, David?
412
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,541
Do you remember him?
413
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:22,333
The good friend was about
to connect with the sexy Bathsheba,
414
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:25,416
even though it was
married to another.
415
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:28,375
That David is a flirt!
Are you, Aaron?
416
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:30,666
No.
417
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,875
Haven't you done something like that?
Cheating on your wife?
418
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:39,333
- I?
- Baby, I'm playing. Relax!
419
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:41,541
You are sweating. Please.
420
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,541
You're not a flirt, Aaron. You are beautiful.
421
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:45,708
Look at your arm and your mustache.
You are already a man.
422
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,625
Baruch HaShem, Aaron. Give me five.
423
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,375
And I told him:
"I'll take one of each color."
424
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,333
And she said, "Are you getting divorced?"
And I said, "How did you guess?"
425
00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:03,083
Yes, very funny, mom.
426
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:06,375
Hey can you give me permission
to take some friends on Saturday?
427
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,583
Yes. Are you going to play?
428
00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:11,541
To play? Mom, I'm 13.
Please, we are not babies.
429
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:14,583
My dad calls me. Hello!
430
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:17,541
Hello, Stacels!
Hello, I'm in the store now.
431
00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:20,208
Mom said you need tampons,
but I don't know which one...
432
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:21,791
Enough. Buy whatever.
433
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:25,083
- But there are a lot to choose from.
- Whoever it is, I don't care.
434
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,333
What type of flow do you have? Very abundant?
435
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,083
- That one.
- Oh, it can't be.
436
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:31,125
Or extra waves? I'm a little confused.
437
00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:33,208
I also bought you peanut butter.
438
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,166
Hey, dad...
439
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:38,166
Your mom told me it was high alert
and that you're going to have to sleep in the bathtub.
440
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,916
I'm going to leave them in your room.
441
00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:42,583
Ya. I love you, bye.
442
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,250
{\an8}"Hi Lyd, I'm Kim.
I'm with people now.
443
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,708
{\an8}Come in if you're free."
444
00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:51,041
Wow.
445
00:23:52,958 --> 00:23:54,625
And what do I answer?
446
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:55,958
Do you want to go?
447
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:58,875
No.
448
00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:03,125
But I should answer him. Don't you think?
449
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:06,208
Yes of course.
If you want to go, I don't mind.
450
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:09,125
They're just horrible people, but it's up to you.
451
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,458
- I'll ask him about you, let me see.
- No.
452
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,291
- I'm already doing it.
- I don't want to.
453
00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:15,916
- What a shame.
- Oops. Sorry.
454
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,625
It isn't true! Okay, mom, can you
leave us at Kym Chang-Cohen's house?
455
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,458
- Can we come to my house?
- Clear.
456
00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:30,000
- What do you want?
- My period.
457
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,375
Will they ask if Nikki and Tara
can you accompany them?
458
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,458
Oh.
459
00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:37,166
Eh, um, well, no, I don't think so.
460
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:39,083
Carrying three people would be a lot.
461
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,583
- Yes, okay.
- Yes.
462
00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:46,291
We can't help it.
463
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,125
- What nerves.
- Let's go change.
464
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:53,375
- Hello, Ron.
- Hello.
465
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,916
- Do I wear a jacket with this?
- Um...
466
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:55,875
No, where are you going?
467
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:57,291
With Kym Chang-Cohen.
468
00:24:57,291 --> 00:25:01,375
Wow. First rule of going to a cool house:
Don't correct them or get so excited.
469
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,458
- Okay, thanks.
-Cool.
470
00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:05,208
Oh, dad left towels on your bed.
They are huge.
471
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:07,750
- I even thought they were pillows.
- Are you playing?
472
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,958
How funny.
473
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
What happiness!
474
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,875
Remember: don't correct them,
Don't even get so excited.
475
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,708
Hey, Lydia, do you have any crushes?
476
00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:36,125
Ah, huh...
477
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,208
No, no, not yet.
478
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:40,958
There are not many options
of boys in the room.
479
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,041
Oh, you only like men?
480
00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:47,250
Ah, I think so.
481
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:50,500
- Don't worry, we like men.
-Cool.
482
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,375
I agree.
483
00:25:56,875 --> 00:26:00,000
Yes, Stacy, how about you? Who do you like?
484
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,458
Hey, no one for now.
485
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:11,208
Hey, tomorrow some friends are coming to the house,
in case you want to go. Nothing important
486
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,333
Sounds good.
487
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:16,458
They all have to go. It's going to be amazing!
Your house is beautiful.
488
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:22,250
I mean, it's going to be fine.
489
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,375
One way or the other.
490
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:26,791
We should wash up before we go.
And we have to change our clothes.
491
00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:28,416
Where are we going?
492
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:29,916
To the cliff.
493
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:37,958
{\an8}- Forget it.
- We will be careful.
494
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,250
- I don't want to die.
- You have to pay attention to them.
495
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,041
- That?
- Don't get so excited!
496
00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:43,541
Andy is going to be there.
497
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,375
Come on, Lydia, just do this for me.
498
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,541
I had them invite you. Isn't it enough?
499
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,500
I did not mean that.
500
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,041
Are they coming or what?
501
00:26:57,041 --> 00:26:58,291
Yes, I am going.
502
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,083
Agh, my mom said to wait a year for me
to fill my lips.
503
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:22,625
He gave you permission for Botox.
Put it on your lips.
504
00:27:32,291 --> 00:27:33,708
Look who's here!
505
00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:55,041
What's up? What's up?
506
00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,166
What do they do?
507
00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,291
Hello, Stacy.
508
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:01,916
Hello, Matthew.
509
00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:05,166
We play soccer and kick his ass
to St. Catherine, 3 to 0.
510
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:06,666
Although their field sucks.
511
00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:09,000
Yes, the field seems to be tilted.
512
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:11,708
Exact.
513
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,958
And how's your head?
514
00:28:19,916 --> 00:28:22,583
It's... ahm... still on his neck. Yes.
515
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,333
Oh, don't tell me.
516
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,875
I'm not throwing up, so... yeah.
517
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,625
Hey, whatever.
518
00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:34,500
- What's up? I'm Andy.
- Oh, I know.
519
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,000
We go to Hebrew school together. Lydia.
520
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,291
Oh really?
521
00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:39,583
Yes.
522
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,791
I challenge you all
to jump into the water!
523
00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:44,916
- Come on! Who dares?
- Don't worry.
524
00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:48,625
Jump off the cliff?
You're going to break your legs and your spine.
525
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:53,000
Melissa Quinto's cousin jumped and now
He texts with his nose, so no.
526
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,875
For me, yes it is fun
527
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,333
I would do it if I didn't have contact lenses.
528
00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,833
I'd be happy to take care of them for you, Aaron.
529
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,416
You won't be able to see anymore.
530
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:10,958
I will do it.
531
00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,125
That?
532
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,625
Are you going to jump? It's... crazy
533
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,791
I want to see.
534
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:22,041
Okay.
535
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,500
- It isn't true.
- He's not going to do it.
536
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,083
It isn't true.
If she jumps, it was my idea.
537
00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:48,083
- He's not going to do it.
- Of course not.
538
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:50,416
- If he dies, I wasn't here.
- Obviously not.
539
00:29:50,416 --> 00:29:52,125
She's too scared.
540
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,250
Stacy.
541
00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:56,750
This is crazy, please.
542
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:57,916
Is Andy watching me?
543
00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:02,833
Everyone is watching you!
544
00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:07,375
Friedman! Hey, you can do it! Have courage!
545
00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:08,916
Just do it!
546
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:11,750
Stacy, don't do this.
If you die, your parents kill me.
547
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,958
I swear to God. Stacy! No, no, no!
548
00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:27,500
Yes he did! It isn't true!
549
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:32,333
Stacy!
550
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:34,875
Stacy!
551
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:44,375
- That was my idea!
- Be quiet!
552
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,958
Hey, Stacy Friedman!
553
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,250
You are a fucking legend!
554
00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:51,208
Friedman style!
555
00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:55,541
What is that thing?
556
00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:02,833
Oh, how disgusting.
557
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:06,791
Hey, Stacy turned
the cliff in the Red Sea.
558
00:31:12,541 --> 00:31:15,541
Leave her. It's your period
and it happens to us every month.
559
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:16,958
It seems like two months.
560
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,000
You wouldn't last one term, Aaron.
561
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,125
Yes, brat.
562
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:21,666
Hey, what did I do?
563
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,916
Thanks for laughing with others.
564
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,416
No, I wasn't laughing.
565
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:39,791
Yes, I saw you.
566
00:31:39,791 --> 00:31:42,625
Stacy, it's no big deal.
Just have my sweatshirt.
567
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:45,541
Isn't that a big deal? It was humiliating!
Andy looked at me like...
568
00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:47,916
Hey, you broke it!
That's probably what he thought.
569
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,333
It doesn't matter anymore. I'm over it.
570
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:53,333
Say it.
571
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,958
- Stacy, think about it.
- I already did! Say it.
572
00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:00,875
05:23.
573
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:04,458
The crush that Stacy Friedman
had by Andy Goldfarb is over.
574
00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:07,750
Time of death, 5:23 p.m. m.
575
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:09,500
Okay, then let's just go.
576
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,458
No, stay with your new friends.
577
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,083
That? What are you talking about?
578
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,416
Oh, now, Lydia! You didn't help me, admit it!
579
00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:18,041
You are crazy. I told you not to jump.
I didn't want to come.
580
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,416
Just because you managed
let them go to your party!
581
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:23,958
-Stop being so dramatic!
- You're just trying to look good!
582
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:27,041
I'm freezing. I'm going now.
583
00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:29,791
Wow, Stacy. I don't understand you.
584
00:32:29,791 --> 00:32:31,291
I don't understand you either.
585
00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:38,208
-What do you have to do?
- Send the invitations.
586
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:40,833
Dye my hair. Are you calling DJ Schmuley?
587
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,583
He wants a dressing room and travel expenses.
588
00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,500
And he may or may not have hit on me.
589
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,416
It may or may not break his face.
590
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,416
- Okay.
- I'll take care of Schmuley.
591
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,625
Hey, I'm going to go to the movies. Do you want to come?
592
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,875
It's very strange to be in a cinema
alone with my dad.
593
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,833
Don't you want to be with me again?
What are you going to do?
594
00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:01,750
Zaara is coming, let's shop online
and then to rest outside.
595
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:03,708
And isn't that weird?
596
00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:06,208
We're tired of damn school!
597
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:11,125
Love, go spend quality time
with your other daughter who still loves you.
598
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:12,541
- Yes.
- Okay? Nice day.
599
00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:14,458
Yes. This one does scare me.
600
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:20,125
- I miss you already, daddy!
- Yes, of course.
601
00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,541
CLIFFOOOO
602
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:41,333
RED SEA DANCE
603
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,916
{\an8}LYDIA
ARE YOU GOING TO COME THEN?
604
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:50,041
{\an8}I'M VERY SORRY
I SHOULD NOT LAUGH
605
00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:53,958
- Do you think you're missing a lot?
-I'm coming, dad!
606
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,208
STACY, FORGIVE ME.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY evading me?
607
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:05,416
I'M SORRY TOO
608
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,125
{\an8}LET'S TALK AT SCHOOL.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK NOW.
609
00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:13,583
Don't do this to me. Let's go!
610
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:14,750
I'm coming!
611
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,416
Bubie, what a thrill.
612
00:34:19,416 --> 00:34:22,375
I already want to eat popcorn.
With lots of butter.
613
00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:25,125
And a lot of anger when I finish them.
614
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:28,291
- A lot of oil on my face.
- Dad, can I not go to the movies?
615
00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:31,541
Don't you want to see the movie? Because?
Don't you want to be seen with me either?
616
00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:34,750
No no. I just have to talk to Lydia.
Will you drop me off at his house?
617
00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:36,875
Of course, my love.
618
00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:40,208
What's the matter? Is something bothering you?
619
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,875
It's going to be fine, whatever it is.
620
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,500
Here. Don't tell your mom.
It's some coffee.
621
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:50,125
A sip. Ahh! You fell.
622
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,958
You fell.
623
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:58,375
- Have fun. I love you.
- Thank you. I love you.
624
00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:02,791
I'm going to be alone in the cinema, crying
and eating a huge box of candy.
625
00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:05,750
- Very good.
- Okay. Let me know if you need me!
626
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:06,833
I will do that!
627
00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:59,333
- Stacy, you should know.
- Do you know how to turn on the jacuzzi?
628
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:03,708
- Hey, the switch is in the pantry.
- The pantry.
629
00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,291
It just can't be.
630
00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:28,125
It just can't be.
631
00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:37,208
-Stacy! Stacy!
- Oh, what a bad time.
632
00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,750
Now there are going to be problems.
633
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:41,916
Stacy.
634
00:36:41,916 --> 00:36:43,500
Stacy, he kissed me!
635
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,083
You don't even like it!
636
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:48,125
This is like David and Bathsheba,
you are the snake.
637
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,083
- Excuse me, okay? I...
- Shut up now!
638
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,791
Even if it's just let me explain it to you.
639
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:53,875
No! I'm going to explain some things to you.
640
00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:56,583
First of all,
We are no longer friends.
641
00:36:56,583 --> 00:37:00,916
Second, rest assured that I will not
the video of your presentation.
642
00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:04,375
- Stacy...
- Oh, and one more thing.
643
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:10,416
Lydia Rodriguez Katz,
You are no longer invited to my bat mitzvah.
644
00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:14,958
Good! Have fun without me!
645
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:25,416
Dear God,
This is Stacy Friedman.
646
00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:29,250
And what the hell is wrong with you?
647
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,666
Why did you do this to me?
648
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:34,083
PLEASE! WE HAVE TO TALK.
ARE YOU THERE?
649
00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,041
CAN COME?
I NEED TO EXPLAIN. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
650
00:37:36,041 --> 00:37:38,000
ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY VIDEO?
I CAN'T ALONE.
651
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,208
BLOCK CONTACT
652
00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,083
Okay, see you, Stacy.
653
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,458
Um, Z, okay. You're still asleep.
654
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,083
Are you OK. I promise you. Relax.
655
00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:26,541
Stacy, come on!
656
00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:27,791
Stace, wait!
657
00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:30,791
- Stacy, wait.
- Are you OK? What happened to you, Stace?
658
00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:33,500
Yes. Everyone asks
if you need a double X tampon.
659
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,666
- I'm fine.
-Are you sure about that?
660
00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:38,291
Because your best friend is with your crush.
661
00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:40,291
It's not with him. It was just a kiss.
662
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,500
I heard that he touched her tits
in the morning.
663
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,333
-Tare!
- It isn't true.
664
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,291
High school gossip. They never end.
665
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,166
Okay, and when did that start?
666
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,625
At the party that was the end.
667
00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:15,541
Did she throw the party?
668
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,291
Exactly, and he didn't invite us.
669
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:19,791
I'm not surprised,
because they laughed until they urinated
670
00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,125
that I almost died on the cliff.
671
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,708
Did you go to the cliff with Andy?
672
00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:29,333
Um, yeah, we went. It was last minute.
673
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,375
Hmm.
674
00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:33,458
- Come, Tara. Let's go.
- Yes.
675
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:40,500
Okay, today we are going to talk about tikkun olam.
Does anyone know what it means?
676
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,166
Kym.
677
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,666
If God exists,
why climate change?
678
00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:48,750
That's a great question. Um...
679
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:51,291
And why do straight people
Gay TikTok doesn't appear?
680
00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:52,458
It's more fun.
681
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:55,833
And if God loves me, then,
Why do you like to give me so many grains?
682
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:57,708
Why does Apple change its chargers?
683
00:39:57,708 --> 00:40:00,041
Why is my dad's doctor
did he take the wrong shoulder?
684
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:02,375
And why do I have to sleep with my grandmother?
685
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:06,041
Okay, okay, okay.
686
00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:10,166
I think I can explain the grains,
climate change and gay TikTok.
687
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,291
- It scares me sometimes.
- You too?
688
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:15,833
With music!
689
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,916
God is always like this! ♪
690
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,083
All together!
691
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:58,541
"Your prayer book
It's the program, doll.
692
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:00,083
"I am divine."
693
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:04,375
I swear that's what he tells us.
694
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,833
RUMOREZ_DE_7o_GRADE
RELEASE THE SOUP, ALL ANONYMOUS
695
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:23,333
LYDIA HAS LONG BLACK HAIRS
ON THE NIPPLES
696
00:41:25,041 --> 00:41:26,125
Seema!
697
00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:31,166
What did Rabbi Rebecca say?
from being on your phone?
698
00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:34,833
TRUE? Aaron knows
what I'm talking about. That's it, brother.
699
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,708
- Yes, Baruch HaShem, Aaron.
- Yes, ma'am.
700
00:41:45,166 --> 00:41:47,833
Very well, what's wrong, young lady?
701
00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,541
You were a very good and respectful girl.
702
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:53,500
Now you only see your phone.
You don't take care of your reading.
703
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:56,041
Talk to me, little sister.
What pricks you?
704
00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:01,000
Do you know what it is about?
Do you already understand Ki Tisa?
705
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,458
Yes. It's about the golden calf
and things like that.
706
00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:09,625
Yes, but it is also about
to become your own person.
707
00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:11,875
To take responsibility
of your mistakes.
708
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:13,916
You understand, adult things.
709
00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:15,625
Let me guess wildly.
710
00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:18,375
You haven't started either
your Mitzvah Project, huh?
711
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:20,875
I've almost decided.
712
00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:24,250
Seema, trust me,
The sooner you do your mitzvah,
713
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,833
which is a good deed,
a commandment indeed,
714
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:29,291
the sooner you will see
that everything falls into place.
715
00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:33,333
Well, if I do a mitzvah,
Will God reward me?
716
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,291
- Not rewarding you.
- And will he give me what I want?
717
00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:37,916
No, I don't think I told you that.
718
00:42:37,916 --> 00:42:40,583
Thank you, Rabbi. It helped me a lot.
I'm going to work.
719
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,708
Wait. No, no, no!
720
00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:43,791
I have to start my journey,
Rabbi Rebecca!
721
00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:46,458
Can you get me a Gatorade?
722
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,791
{\an8}MITZVAH IDEAS
723
00:42:54,791 --> 00:42:56,833
FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS FOR DOGS
724
00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:01,958
HELP ELDERLY CROSS
FLUSHING TOILETS
725
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:04,208
-Can I sit here?
- Clear.
726
00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:18,333
MAKE PEACE WITH LYDIA?
727
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,166
Hello.
728
00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:29,833
You won't know
why do they keep asking me
729
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:32,208
if they can clean their teeth
with the hair of my nipple,
730
00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:33,541
or yes, Stacy?
731
00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:35,333
Uh... No.
732
00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:38,208
Hey, seventh grade is already hard
without people pointing at me
733
00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:40,750
and laugh at me every time
I go down the hallway screaming:
734
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:41,958
"There goes spider-nipple."
735
00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:44,666
Better than: "There goes the vampire
with their towels."
736
00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:46,000
But that did happen, Stacy.
737
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,416
-How do I know your nipples are hairless?
- Because you saw them!
738
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,208
Why are you dating him?
I thought it was just a kiss.
739
00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:57,375
And stop imitating
to Rabbi Rebecca with Andy.
740
00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:59,666
That's my imitation, you damn scammer!
741
00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:03,041
"And I'm the star, doll.
"I am divine."
742
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,416
You sound a lot like her!
Now he sings like Jerry.
743
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:09,125
I don't know how.
744
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:12,333
Boo!
745
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:14,291
- Uh...
-Ronnie?
746
00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:15,583
-Ronnie.
- Hey, chicken?
747
00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:18,250
Can you help me with my project?
I have to finish it now.
748
00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:21,125
Hey, I'm in the middle of something.
Ah, chicken parmesan!
749
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,125
Correct.
750
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:25,083
Love, why are you and Lydia
They don't do something about the homeless
751
00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:27,166
or are they voluntary
at the animal shelter?
752
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:30,916
Because it's my bat mitzvah and I won't
my project with Lydia. It's about me.
753
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,083
That's what you said about the piñata
of egg rolls.
754
00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:34,750
- And the dress.
- And your hair.
755
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,833
Shut up, Zaara.
Why are you always here?
756
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,083
Hey...
757
00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:40,750
Ugh! They don't understand what this means.
Nobody understands it.
758
00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:44,625
Is she the drama queen?
759
00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:47,458
- Correct.
- Oh, please! It's not funny.
760
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:48,916
Girls, leave her alone.
761
00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:56,250
Vayar Aharon
762
00:44:56,250 --> 00:45:00,375
vayiven mizbayach l'fanav
763
00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:03,458
vayikra Aharon
764
00:45:04,041 --> 00:45:06,125
Ugh, how horrible!
765
00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:09,916
Vayar Aharon
766
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,000
vayiven mizbayach l'fanav
767
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,875
And now what?
768
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:20,333
FOR MY BEST FRIEND LYDIA
769
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,166
SHAMEFUL DO NOT SHOW!
770
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,083
LYD AND HER HORNY DOLLS LOL.mov
771
00:45:32,208 --> 00:45:35,041
If they were
You and a boy, what would you do?
772
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,875
It must be done
a closeup of that.
773
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,250
Mmm. See that.
774
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,166
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
775
00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:50,166
-Why do you always do that?
-I like the way my feet smell!
776
00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:52,208
Sounds like a lawnmower.
777
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,375
Oh, it can't be.
778
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:56,916
Did you record the entire lap?
779
00:45:56,916 --> 00:45:59,583
-I recorded all your snot.
- Enough. Delete that, please.
780
00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:00,875
I'm going to kiss him.
781
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,708
We are waiting
for a pimple to pop.
782
00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:05,625
Oh, mom, I think I peed myself.
783
00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:08,000
Kym, Megan and Anya suck.
784
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,375
They are very stupid.
His fingers really have hair.
785
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,458
What is the lie
bigger than you said?
786
00:46:15,458 --> 00:46:18,083
Have you never farted in front of you?
787
00:46:18,083 --> 00:46:19,708
-For your vagina?
- Juicy!
788
00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:22,625
- Do you want me to teach you? Let's prepare it.
-Yes. Let us see.
789
00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,416
Enough. Do you exercise?
790
00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:26,791
No, poor Nikki.
791
00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:33,041
- Hey, what are you doing?
-I'm showing you how to do it.
792
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,250
What?
793
00:46:36,541 --> 00:46:37,500
FILE
794
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,416
IMPORT
795
00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:49,500
You better not show it to anyone.
796
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,750
I swear, if you show it to anyone,
I'm going to come and kill you.
797
00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:55,541
- Did you understand? Did you understand?
-I would never do that to you.
798
00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:57,750
-Okay, good.
- I love you.
799
00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:03,583
Enough, I'm serious.
This could be dangerous.
800
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:07,125
Look at those two.
801
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:09,333
Stacy, stop choking Lydia.
802
00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:12,375
Oh, how beautiful!
803
00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:17,250
Thank you for watching us. Goodbye!
804
00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:28,625
Vayar Aharon
805
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:32,791
vayiven mizbayach l'fanav
806
00:47:32,791 --> 00:47:34,916
vayikra Aha...
807
00:47:34,916 --> 00:47:36,083
It takes me!
808
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,708
And ready!
809
00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:50,791
Mazel tov to Benjamin!
810
00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:54,041
Schmul!
811
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:55,708
Hey Schmuley!
812
00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,291
What's wrong with you, friend?
813
00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,875
can you put
"Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey?
814
00:48:01,291 --> 00:48:04,458
Wow. But how deep.
815
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,041
Get rid of your nonsense!
816
00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:09,125
Let Schmuley
handle the music here!
817
00:48:12,916 --> 00:48:17,125
Make a lot of noise, my party people!
818
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,791
- Oh.
- It's a lot of noise here.
819
00:48:32,791 --> 00:48:37,208
Yes, we did not suffer with these
bat mitzvahs when we were your age.
820
00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:41,375
We only celebrated with our families
and poof, she's already a woman.
821
00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:43,375
- Yes.
- Didn't girls have bat mitzvahs?
822
00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:46,250
my mom told me
that we were born in the kingdom of God
823
00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:47,541
and that it was not necessary.
824
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,958
It's a lie.
He just wanted to save money.
825
00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:58,166
Go, go, just go.
826
00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:02,666
That movie is a classic.
Did you see The Devil Awakens?
827
00:49:02,666 --> 00:49:05,250
- Yes, we saw it and I got bored.
- Yes, just like you two.
828
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,583
Ugh. Now let us see our movie.
829
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:09,375
Okay.
830
00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:29,708
Tell me what's wrong with you.
Why are you chatting with the elderly?
831
00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:32,791
- Why aren't you with your friends?
- My stomach hurts.
832
00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:36,250
Does your stomach hurt? Okay.
I'll bring you a ginger ale.
833
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:39,375
You don't have a fever, you'll be fine.
834
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,750
Yes.
835
00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:42,541
Your stomach doesn't hurt.
836
00:49:44,166 --> 00:49:46,750
And why aren't you with Lydia?
tonight?
837
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:47,791
She betrayed me.
838
00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:51,125
kissed my crush
and then he touched her bubi.
839
00:49:51,125 --> 00:49:53,125
- Oh.
- Oh, in the boobies.
840
00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:55,416
Yes, it happened to me a lot.
841
00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:58,916
Below the boob, above it,
On the one hand, behind, everything happened to me.
842
00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:01,291
Ugh. Hey, bubelah.
843
00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:04,708
When I was young,
my best friend Susie Rebenstock and I
844
00:50:04,708 --> 00:50:06,083
we fight for a boy,
845
00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:07,833
and I stopped talking to him.
846
00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:10,916
Fifty years later,
I ran into his brother at Zabar's.
847
00:50:10,916 --> 00:50:13,791
Turns out he jumped off the roof at 32.
848
00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:16,750
I let some idiot kid take us away
849
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:19,541
and now she lies dead
at the foot of the Chrysler building.
850
00:50:19,541 --> 00:50:21,541
- It just can't be.
- It was at McDonald's.
851
00:50:21,541 --> 00:50:24,291
Wherever! You understood me.
852
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:27,083
What I'm saying is that women
We must stay united!
853
00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:28,333
- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
854
00:50:37,416 --> 00:50:38,375
Megan!
855
00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:42,666
Okay. Here, for the belly.
856
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:44,208
- Thank you.
- About what.
857
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,500
- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.
858
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,166
- Hey.
- And gentleman.
859
00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:49,916
Can I take your rolls?
860
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:52,291
I'm filling a plate
for Andy Goldfarb's grandmother.
861
00:50:52,291 --> 00:50:53,666
Yes, it's a nice touch.
862
00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:55,750
- You are a very kind young man.
- How sweet.
863
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:57,375
- Have some rolls.
- Thank you.
864
00:50:57,375 --> 00:50:59,833
Why are you making a dish
for Andy's grandmother?
865
00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:02,000
They only give him gelatin at the retirement home.
866
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,833
And I thought I could give him food
867
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:06,041
for Andy to take her
when I see her tomorrow.
868
00:51:06,041 --> 00:51:08,250
That? Andy's grandmother
Is he in a retirement home?
869
00:51:09,208 --> 00:51:10,291
That's great.
870
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,541
But why great?
871
00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:15,041
VOLUNTEER
872
00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:37,750
- Wow, the books have arrived!
- Shh.
873
00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:47,375
Andy?
874
00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:48,750
Oh, hello!
875
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:50,541
What's up?
876
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,083
And what are you doing here?
877
00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:55,791
I just came to see my grandmother.
878
00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:58,125
He's taking a nap right now
and I have to sit here
879
00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:00,041
until they pick me up.
880
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:02,250
It's very sweet that you visit her.
881
00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:05,541
My moms say they will take away my Xbox
If I don't. So...
882
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,250
And...
883
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:11,458
Are you excited for your bar mitzvah?
884
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:13,000
Yes, it's going to be fine.
885
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,500
How crazy.
886
00:52:17,458 --> 00:52:20,625
Yes, but Lydia is getting annoying
887
00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:23,250
because he's not going
to a silly dance competition.
888
00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:25,125
Ugh, I hate how competitive she is.
889
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:27,791
And I say,
Why don't you just enjoy dancing?
890
00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:31,375
Well, I play soccer,
and football is very competitive.
891
00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:35,250
Ah well, football is a sport.
Dance is an art.
892
00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:37,916
In fact.
893
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,583
Yes, indeed.
894
00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:41,833
Andy Goldfarb.
895
00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:44,208
Ah, my Uber has arrived,
I have to go. Bye bye.
896
00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:46,250
Okay. I liked seeing you here.
897
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:47,541
Yes, same.
898
00:52:50,666 --> 00:52:52,208
- Hey!
- Child!
899
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:56,000
Very slow, grandpa! And move forward!
900
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,125
Goodbye old man! Goldfarb rules!
901
00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:02,833
I'm still waiting for my books!
902
00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:04,083
Here they are.
903
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:07,291
I don't want this one!
904
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:18,125
Hello, Joe. Can you fill my popcorn
with extra butter?
905
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:19,750
To order.
906
00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:23,916
I love the carnival theme,
907
00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:26,666
but your Candilandia
It's going to be the best of the year.
908
00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:30,083
Until your New York theme
embarrass the whole school!
909
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:32,791
You ate
lots of Twizzlers last night.
910
00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:34,708
-It's not true!
- Hello, Stacy.
911
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:39,958
- Oh, hello, Mateo.
- Did you know that there is no mitzvah party today?
912
00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:43,125
- Now I have to go to the movies.
-And what are you going to see?
913
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,291
I'm not sure. Andy bought the tickets.
914
00:53:45,291 --> 00:53:47,333
- Is Andy here?
- Yes.
915
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,958
They told me that's good.
916
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,916
- The butter got stuck.
- No, it's okay. I don't want butter.
917
00:53:52,916 --> 00:53:55,250
- I know you love butter.
- No, I want to.
918
00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:57,291
I'll go get the tool in the basement
and it will be ready.
919
00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:58,333
Just give me the popcorn.
920
00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,250
-Stacy Friedman.
- Hello, Kym! What do they do?
921
00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:04,916
Hello, friend, what's up?
How are you doing with those books?
922
00:54:04,916 --> 00:54:06,708
They fly. Do you still have your Xbox?
923
00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:08,125
You do know.
924
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,500
It's obvious.
925
00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:12,708
Bubie, why are you taking so long?
926
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,000
Did they get angry for filling in three times?
927
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,333
Where is the friend?
928
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:17,625
Ah, your friends came.
929
00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:20,208
How are you all?
I'm very happy to see you.
930
00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:23,666
- I like your robe, brother!
- Oh really? The boy likes my robe.
931
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:24,833
You have good taste.
932
00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:27,791
Hey, I'm going out for a blanket
to the trunk of the car
933
00:54:27,791 --> 00:54:29,208
because it's freezing in here.
934
00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:32,250
We can snuggle like before.
Seem to you?
935
00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:35,541
It's fun, isn't it? Blanket time.
Do you know what I'm talking about, brother?
936
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:38,125
- That?
- I already saw you back there, Lydia.
937
00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:40,291
- How are you, little one?
- Yes, hello.
938
00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:43,208
- I love you. Say hello to your parents.
- Yes of course.
939
00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:44,875
- I miss you, baby.
- See you.
940
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,625
You... Oh...
941
00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,458
Stacy! We're here.
942
00:55:02,791 --> 00:55:04,000
Did you fall off a motorcycle?
943
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,125
- Did you eat nuts? Do you want epinephrine?
- You look like a bad Insta filter.
944
00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,916
Did something bad happen to your face?
945
00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:10,208
Shut up. Come in.
946
00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:13,416
-What are you wearing?
- I don't understand you.
947
00:55:13,416 --> 00:55:14,375
Oh, now!
948
00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:22,500
Tara, you put the light on the camera.
Okay, yes.
949
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:25,291
- Raise it, I want more light.
- I don't know how to do this.
950
00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:28,208
Know? I thought we were going to hang out
and make slime.
951
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:29,708
Oh please, we are now women.
952
00:55:30,750 --> 00:55:31,583
Better in a while.
953
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:33,083
What does this look like?
954
00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:35,833
As if your fish had died.
955
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:36,875
Yes, better do another one.
956
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:38,750
- Okay.
- That is.
957
00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:42,250
Seduce me. Okay. Just seduce me.
958
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,208
Far better. That's it, queen.
959
00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:46,458
Friends, this is pathetic.
960
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:49,125
I thought we would be the iconic trio
of best friends.
961
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:51,041
Now that Lydia broke up with you and all.
962
00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:55,750
Uh-oh. You look like all the fish
they would have died.
963
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:59,291
No, it's okay.
Let's take the photos and then I'll change.
964
00:55:59,291 --> 00:56:01,666
-Are there more outfits?
- That is. Okay. Yes.
965
00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:05,583
-Really?
-What did you miss?
966
00:56:05,583 --> 00:56:07,666
Wow, what's going on?
967
00:56:08,166 --> 00:56:09,875
Hey... I'm taking photos.
968
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:13,083
You look crazy. Hey, let's go
to the store and watch a movie.
969
00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,041
The awakening of the devil, if you want to come.
970
00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:17,583
- Finally, I wanted to leave.
- Yes of course. Yeah!
971
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,458
Hey, what happened to your armpits?
972
00:56:19,458 --> 00:56:21,958
Oh, I shaved this morning,
but it didn't turn out well for me.
973
00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:24,833
Alright! I didn't even need them anymore.
974
00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,791
Don't you love puzzles?
975
00:56:35,708 --> 00:56:37,250
The puzzles are cheesy.
976
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,666
That's how it is.
977
00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:49,500
Hey, I have a question.
Do you think Lydia is a good kisser?
978
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:51,916
Not bad.
979
00:56:52,916 --> 00:56:54,375
Okay. Ha.
980
00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:57,208
Maybe because you were his first kiss.
981
00:56:57,208 --> 00:57:00,416
No, Lydia told me
who has already kissed many before me.
982
00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:02,333
At the camp?
983
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:03,958
Yes.
984
00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:08,041
Your lip tightening technique
Is it considered a lot of experience?
985
00:57:08,041 --> 00:57:11,458
No, it's like I think
who is kissing a stuffed animal.
986
00:57:11,458 --> 00:57:15,458
Also, every time I want to move my hand,
He starts laughing because he is tickled.
987
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:18,083
You have the patience of a saint.
988
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:19,833
A Jewish saint.
989
00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:22,416
TRUE.
990
00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,041
Twenty points for me.
991
00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:29,375
You're great, grandma.
992
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:32,416
Do you want me to take a photo
so your mom can see that you came?
993
00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:35,750
Oh yes, that would be a good idea.
994
00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:38,750
Okay.
995
00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,250
- Okay, grandma.
- How funny.
996
00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:51,250
I must show the rabbi that I came.
I am a volunteer for my project.
997
00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:53,833
- Sounds good.
- Okay, I'll send it to you.
998
00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:57,000
- Clear.
- Oh, sorry. I sent you more photos.
999
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,500
- Just ignore them.
-Andy Goldfarb.
1000
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:08,375
Pretty.
1001
00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:16,500
- This is too big for me.
-Oki doki.
1002
00:58:18,333 --> 00:58:20,875
Well, why don't you try the low-cut one?
1003
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:25,750
And how is it going
the video of Lydia's entrance?
1004
00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:28,708
I finished it this week.
1005
00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:29,666
Great.
1006
00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:31,250
No.
1007
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,500
Why do you say "no"?
1008
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:36,333
- Well, why not.
- Well, okay. Try the last one.
1009
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,916
No, that's the worst!
1010
00:58:37,916 --> 00:58:39,208
Just try it on!
1011
00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:40,458
Oh, mom.
1012
00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:43,250
It's horrible, mom.
1013
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:45,291
Maybe it will look good when you put it on.
1014
00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,833
Oh.
1015
00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:52,083
Did you know?
1016
00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:54,708
I like it.
1017
00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:57,791
I look like the school lady
that takes children out of class
1018
00:58:57,791 --> 00:58:59,833
when his parents had an accident.
1019
00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:01,458
How often does that happen?
1020
00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:06,375
Can we take this dress?
Please. It's my dream dress.
1021
00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:08,041
It costs more than our house.
1022
00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:10,791
Okay, the cheapest one in front of God.
No way.
1023
00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:13,625
It's not cheap. It's reasonable.
1024
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:16,791
That's what everyone wants to hear
the most important day of your life.
1025
00:59:16,791 --> 00:59:19,333
"Wow, Stacy, you look so reasonable."
1026
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:21,250
Did you know? This is a
1027
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,250
dressed for the temple,
good price, cute and...
1028
00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:30,000
No. Don't say it. Please, mom.
Please, I ask you.
1029
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,500
- We'll take it.
- It isn't true! You're going to kill me!
1030
00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:36,958
It's very ugly, mom.
1031
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:40,500
- So, do I just pass it or is it a chip?
- It's a chip.
1032
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:43,791
So? Okay.
Wait, did I take it out too fast?
1033
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:48,958
Because?
We could combine colors.
1034
00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:51,041
We're not going to coordinate anything, mom.
1035
00:59:51,041 --> 00:59:52,708
- Do you want to kill me?
- No.
1036
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:55,125
That's what the counselor uses
at school, mom.
1037
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:57,583
- Alright.
- I don't want to use that.
1038
00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:00,833
-I already have that app!
- Eli!
1039
01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:02,666
-That?
-What do you think?
1040
01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:05,333
That? Wait a second, Rudy.
1041
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:07,750
I'm at a family function or something.
1042
01:00:08,625 --> 01:00:12,583
Yes, that dress is beautiful, girl.
It's the best.
1043
01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:15,208
Daddy, you don't even know
Which one are we talking about?
1044
01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:18,791
It's the most beautiful.
Just like you, pumpkin.
1045
01:00:18,791 --> 01:00:21,250
Now to go quickly, yes!
1046
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:24,041
- Okay, yeah. I did like that price.
- Oh, God...
1047
01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:27,416
Mom? Mom, are we leaving now?
1048
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:29,541
Yes, Okay. Take the dress.
1049
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:31,250
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.
1050
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,958
We got a good price.
Where is dad? I don't remember...
1051
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:36,583
-Gabi!
- Bree!
1052
01:00:36,583 --> 01:00:39,458
-Lydia is here. Just look.
- How wonderful!
1053
01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:42,125
-Hello!
- I haven't seen you in a long time.
1054
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:45,000
we also came
for last minute dresses.
1055
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,750
Why plan it so much, right?
1056
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:51,166
-How is Stace?
- Good. I miss Lydia.
1057
01:00:52,958 --> 01:00:54,583
Eli! How nice to see you.
1058
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,833
How are you?
1059
01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:58,625
Excellent. We are getting divorced.
1060
01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:01,583
Oh yes. I... I found out. I'm so sorry.
1061
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:04,000
I don't. I'm on six dating apps.
1062
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,958
Six? Wow, that's a lot.
1063
01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:07,458
Andy broke up with me.
1064
01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:10,916
Mm. How sad. They were the perfect couple.
1065
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,875
He said he couldn't stand the tickling anymore.
or closed mouth kisses.
1066
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,583
You must have felt ugly.
1067
01:01:19,791 --> 01:01:23,166
He said he heard that I lied
about kissing others at camp.
1068
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,041
Well, it's true, you lied, so...
1069
01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:30,958
Are you going to buy it?
1070
01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:35,583
-Shall we meet at the temple?
- See you.
1071
01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:38,000
One way or the other. Bye bye.
1072
01:01:38,833 --> 01:01:40,291
- Happy shopping.
- Yes.
1073
01:01:40,291 --> 01:01:42,708
Goodbye, Eli.
Good luck with those apps.
1074
01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:44,708
- Bye, Stacy.
- Come, my love.
1075
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:45,750
Hey...
1076
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,083
What's that mom's name?
1077
01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:50,083
Bree. Are you kidding?
1078
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:53,375
You need to pay more attention, Eli.
1079
01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:56,500
Stacy's dad, Danny,
If you could remember names,
1080
01:01:56,500 --> 01:02:00,541
who we have known since kindergarten,
He does care about every little detail!
1081
01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:06,708
Oh, really?
So what detail are you talking about?
1082
01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:10,708
He's tired of being a good dad.
1083
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,916
Baby, you wish. Ha.
1084
01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:14,958
Oh. Shall we go for ice cream?
1085
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:19,416
- Or have you already bought one?
- No, not yet.
1086
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:37,250
Hey!
1087
01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:51,041
Can I go to the bathroom?
1088
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:06,833
- Thank you.
- Pure life! That's it, queen!
1089
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:08,666
Thank you.
1090
01:03:08,666 --> 01:03:12,500
Does anyone know the meaning
of that particular piece of music?
1091
01:03:13,291 --> 01:03:16,125
Yes, Andy, please enlighten us.
1092
01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:18,916
Oh, I have to go to the bathroom too.
1093
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:21,541
Doesn't anyone think to go
before entering class?
1094
01:03:21,541 --> 01:03:23,458
Well, Andy, don't be late!
1095
01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:46,333
-Matthew!
-What are you going to tell us?
1096
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:48,875
-Can you tell us more?
- Mr. Potato Head.
1097
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,833
I like your hair.
1098
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:51,833
Hi Stacy!
1099
01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:55,375
I can't believe you're not Jewish
and come to the temple more than me.
1100
01:03:55,375 --> 01:03:58,083
Yes, I go to church every Sunday.
1101
01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:02,083
But I want to fill the other six days
to fill me with holiness.
1102
01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:04,708
I'm going to help these children make challah.
1103
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:08,166
- Challah!
- Okay, okay, challah.
1104
01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:10,500
That's what I said.
1105
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:13,666
I'm waiting
for them to open the kitchen, it takes years.
1106
01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:17,416
Yes, I remember when I used to come here.
Six years and no worries.
1107
01:04:17,416 --> 01:04:18,416
I worry.
1108
01:04:18,416 --> 01:04:21,458
My mom says that if I don't learn
the blessings of the candles,
1109
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,083
I won't be able to play Call Of Duty anymore!
1110
01:04:24,083 --> 01:04:25,250
Oops, how bad.
1111
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:29,416
Or maybe Mr. Mateo will teach you.
You surely already know him.
1112
01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:37,250
- Mrs. Lippman!
- Bye.
1113
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:38,875
See you later.
1114
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,041
- Hello, Mike.
-Shalom, Stacy.
1115
01:04:58,750 --> 01:04:59,708
What's up?
1116
01:05:00,916 --> 01:05:01,750
Hello.
1117
01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:03,250
Hello. Hey...
1118
01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:06,625
Have you kissed someone?
1119
01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:10,541
Um...no.
1120
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,458
And would you like it?
1121
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:15,916
Yes.
1122
01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:18,791
Alright, come on, let's go.
1123
01:05:21,458 --> 01:05:22,375
Come.
1124
01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:30,291
- He's busy.
-Long!
1125
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,000
Mmm, no.
1126
01:05:34,416 --> 01:05:35,666
I know. Follow me.
1127
01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:07,375
Hey, no one's going to find us here.
1128
01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:11,833
I don't know, I feel like... God is going to be angry.
1129
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:16,791
God, without a doubt, will be very happy
that we like each other a lot.
1130
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:19,583
You're right.
1131
01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:30,666
This isn't the bathroom, brats!
1132
01:06:30,666 --> 01:06:31,708
Oh no.
1133
01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:33,166
Or do you see a bathroom?
1134
01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:34,875
I don't believe it!
1135
01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:36,875
I didn't need to go.
1136
01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:39,500
Well, mazel tov, they're married now.
1137
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:40,416
Hey?
1138
01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:42,250
It's a joke. They have many problems.
1139
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:45,875
In front of the Torah?
What were you thinking about?
1140
01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:48,791
I already apologized.
Why doesn't Andy get scolded too?
1141
01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:50,083
But of course I will.
1142
01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:52,833
He is a repeat offender.
we will take care of him.
1143
01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:54,791
I hope it's not dad who takes charge.
1144
01:06:54,791 --> 01:06:57,416
will put it in a shredder
and they will never find it.
1145
01:06:58,333 --> 01:07:02,791
Seema, only a few weeks left
For your bat mitzvah, doll.
1146
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:05,333
It's supposed to be the day
most important of your life
1147
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:10,083
and you don't take it seriously at all.
You haven't even done your project mitzvah.
1148
01:07:10,083 --> 01:07:12,833
Yes I did my project,
I was a volunteer at the asylum.
1149
01:07:12,833 --> 01:07:16,291
To do a mitzvah
or to flirt with a boy?
1150
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:18,541
How did you know that?
1151
01:07:18,541 --> 01:07:22,458
Let's say there is a wonderful woman,
Mrs. O'Leary,
1152
01:07:22,458 --> 01:07:27,875
who wants to convert to Judaism,
and you never brought him his books!
1153
01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:31,458
Yes, you're not the only one
who makes good imitations.
1154
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:33,291
I will behave well.
1155
01:07:33,291 --> 01:07:37,708
I'm taking off my rabbi hat.
for a second
1156
01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:40,125
and put on my "tough love hat."
1157
01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:45,583
If you don't wake up,
Your bat mitzvah is getting canceled, baby.
1158
01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:49,916
And that's how it falls apart
the hamantaschen. Capisce?
1159
01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:01,083
Yes, we understand, Rabbi Rebecca.
1160
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:03,458
He doesn't even deserve
a second chance.
1161
01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:04,583
We thank you for everything.
1162
01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:09,833
Hmm. Oh, and please,
reassure your husband.
1163
01:08:09,833 --> 01:08:14,166
Tell him not to put Andy Goldfarb
in a crusher.
1164
01:08:14,166 --> 01:08:17,416
- He just came in.
-Okay, good luck.
1165
01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:22,083
Dad, take a deep breath.
Just talk to her. Don't yell at him.
1166
01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:27,833
He didn't take a deep breath.
1167
01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:28,875
No.
1168
01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:35,375
Hey. We don't slam doors in this house.
1169
01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:37,958
- I need a minute.
- Welcome to being an adult!
1170
01:08:37,958 --> 01:08:40,041
Welcome to being Jewish!
Sometimes there are no minutes.
1171
01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:41,333
Now, please, stop it!
1172
01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:43,375
Kiss a boy in a temple?
1173
01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:45,625
Do you know how disrespectful that is?
1174
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:50,875
Every time you walk into that synagogue,
you declare to everyone and to God:
1175
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:53,625
"I'm Jewish and I'm part of this!"
1176
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:56,166
- Well, maybe I don't want to be!
- If you like!
1177
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,791
I was born in the kingdom of God!
1178
01:08:57,791 --> 01:09:00,833
Yeah? Well, God wants you to get out!
What do you think?
1179
01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:03,000
- I hate you!
- You don't mean it.
1180
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,625
Wow, I never told him that.
and I was crazy.
1181
01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:07,291
Do you hate me?
1182
01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:10,083
Yes. You are a fool
and you won't let me have a mojito bar.
1183
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:11,000
Gabi!
1184
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:11,916
Hello!
1185
01:09:11,916 --> 01:09:14,041
Is that what we fight for?
against the Nazis?
1186
01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:15,750
Why would you have a mojito bar?
1187
01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:17,125
Bad timing?
1188
01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:20,125
- No. Why...? Why do you ask that?
-Are you crazy?
1189
01:09:20,125 --> 01:09:22,750
Stacy was going to make the video
for Lydia's bat mitzvah.
1190
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,208
Oh yes. Yes of course.
1191
01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:26,166
Get out and stop ruining my life!
1192
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:28,250
- Anyway...
- I paid for this room!
1193
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:29,208
He never sent it to me.
1194
01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:32,208
I was in the neighborhood
and I thought I'd stop by and see if it was ready.
1195
01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:33,458
Oh really?
1196
01:09:33,458 --> 01:09:36,208
Oh, hello, Ronnie. Hello, Zaara.
How are you doing?
1197
01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:38,500
Andy Goldfarb? Did you choose that one?
1198
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,500
Good. What a pleasure to see you.
1199
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,041
They have already grown a lot.
How was high school?
1200
01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:45,875
-For you I will start taking drugs!
-Me too!
1201
01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:48,250
- Difficult.
- It's very very stressful.
1202
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,291
Oh, God!
1203
01:09:49,291 --> 01:09:53,000
Um, I think Stacy said
who finished the video on Saturday,
1204
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,208
so I can mail it to you.
1205
01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:58,750
Thank you. Lydia keeps saying
who no longer wants video.
1206
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,375
I know you're going to regret it.
1207
01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:03,208
-I hope you die before mom!
- You too!
1208
01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:05,000
- See you. Mazel tov.
- Mazel tov.
1209
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:19,625
LYDIA ENTRY VIDEO
1210
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:24,958
Andy Goldfarb is going
to the damn crusher!
1211
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:26,500
Okay.
1212
01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:32,541
Dear God, this is Stacy.
1213
01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:37,583
Well, as you probably already know,
Lydia's bat mitzvah is coming
1214
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:39,750
and I have no idea what to do.
1215
01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:42,500
I'm not even sure
that he wants me there.
1216
01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,375
If this had happened
a month ago,
1217
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,625
I would have asked them
tell my friends what to do.
1218
01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,958
Hey, look, we're twins.
1219
01:10:55,291 --> 01:10:56,291
Twins?
1220
01:10:56,291 --> 01:10:58,500
Are we in fourth grade or what?
1221
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,791
But the people
the one I'm dating now,
1222
01:11:00,791 --> 01:11:03,083
I don't know if they would give me good advice.
1223
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:05,791
et b'ney Moshe--
1224
01:11:05,791 --> 01:11:07,583
I've been working hard
1225
01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:10,583
because I want to have
a good bat mitzvah and a good life.
1226
01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:14,000
kedushah ha-nasi...
1227
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,500
I don't know how to fix things with Lydia,
1228
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,875
or if I should,
1229
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,625
or if it is even possible.
1230
01:11:19,625 --> 01:11:24,208
al panav ad bo-oh l'dabeyr ito.
1231
01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:25,458
Buy!
1232
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,625
And I have concentrated
in my new Project Mitzvah.
1233
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:32,083
COINS
1234
01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:34,458
{\an8}And perhaps,
If I start doing good things...
1235
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:35,375
I pay it.
1236
01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:37,291
...good things start to happen to me.
1237
01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:44,416
Thank you.
1238
01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:47,791
{\an8}That's more
a Buddhist rather than a Jewish concept.
1239
01:11:47,791 --> 01:11:49,375
But well, at this point, I...
1240
01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:50,500
Friedman?
1241
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,916
What are you supposed to do?
1242
01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:54,708
Your parking meter has expired.
1243
01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:56,666
Yes, I wanted him to beat me.
1244
01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:58,916
The parking meter lady
He is a sexual icon
1245
01:11:58,916 --> 01:12:00,791
and I wanted to see if I could hook her up.
1246
01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:03,375
Now I have to wait... 45 minutes!
1247
01:12:03,375 --> 01:12:07,000
Don't call her "parking meter lady"
and here it is for the disabled.
1248
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,083
Everyone loves a bad boy.
1249
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:11,875
Disgusting. It's a $500 fine.
1250
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:13,041
Hey?
1251
01:12:28,541 --> 01:12:30,000
What's the matter?
1252
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:31,958
It was his fault!
1253
01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:34,333
- Of her?
-She did it!
1254
01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:35,750
- I know her.
- That?
1255
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:38,666
- She's dating the basketball guy.
- Exact.
1256
01:12:51,625 --> 01:12:52,875
Stace?
1257
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,500
Daughter?
1258
01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,458
Why aren't you ready yet?
1259
01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:01,041
Because I don't want to go.
1260
01:13:01,041 --> 01:13:05,041
Yes, you do want to.
It's Lydia's bat mitzvah.
1261
01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:08,375
- She doesn't even want me there.
- Dear.
1262
01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:10,833
I don't know what's going on between you two,
1263
01:13:10,833 --> 01:13:13,958
but I know they must feel very bad
at this moment.
1264
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:18,000
I know it hurt you,
But I'm sure he misses you.
1265
01:13:20,291 --> 01:13:22,250
You have to fix things.
1266
01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:27,166
- Okay?
- Yes.
1267
01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:29,625
Okay. You should put this towel on.
1268
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,833
- It is a good accessory.
- He has style.
1269
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,166
- Yes. Don't you think so?
- Yes.
1270
01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:42,708
- Hey, slow down.
-Feel the breeze, grandma!
1271
01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:43,625
Oh!
1272
01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:46,041
I already saw why you fell so in love with him.
1273
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:52,333
- Today we were early, right?
- Everyone has arrived.
1274
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:53,625
Oh, it's Lydia.
1275
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,458
{\an8}LYDIA CANDILAND
1276
01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:06,250
Welcome, come in, come in.
1277
01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:07,708
Lydia, look at you!
1278
01:14:07,708 --> 01:14:09,083
Oh!
1279
01:14:10,166 --> 01:14:11,791
You look divine.
1280
01:14:11,791 --> 01:14:14,458
Gabi, this is incredible.
It really is beautiful.
1281
01:14:14,458 --> 01:14:16,250
Stacy, how nice!
1282
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:18,541
Lydia said you've been
busy in the choir.
1283
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,000
The presentations are going well.
1284
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,333
How exciting.
1285
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,416
Can you believe it?
1286
01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:25,625
They planned this all their lives,
and they are finally here!
1287
01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:27,125
Yes, how good.
1288
01:14:27,125 --> 01:14:29,541
Well, it's time to get drunk.
1289
01:14:29,541 --> 01:14:30,500
Okay.
1290
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,250
Uh, maybe they'll faint.
1291
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:35,375
You! I saw you in the temple. The Haftarah.
1292
01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:37,666
- It was perfect.
- Thank you, Mr. Friedman.
1293
01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:40,291
- Lydia, you look very pretty.
- Well, thank you.
1294
01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:44,083
- Do you have the Twizzlers station?
- Yes, it's over there. We put it in for you.
1295
01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:45,791
Yeah!
1296
01:14:45,791 --> 01:14:48,708
Your New York theme is going to be amazing!
1297
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,791
Thanks for coming, lady.
1298
01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:53,000
Thanks for inviting me.
1299
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,708
Lyd! There you are!
1300
01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:56,291
- Hello.
- It's your turn, come on.
1301
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:57,541
Ready for your grand entrance?
1302
01:14:58,416 --> 01:15:00,375
To your places, dolls.
1303
01:15:01,791 --> 01:15:03,291
See you outside.
1304
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:04,541
Bye, Ronnie!
1305
01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:06,625
- It was good, right?
- Yes.
1306
01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:09,083
Wow!
1307
01:15:10,958 --> 01:15:12,583
-Hello!
-Hello!
1308
01:15:12,583 --> 01:15:14,958
We're sitting with the Lamonsoffs.
I love them!
1309
01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:20,041
What's happening?
1310
01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:22,875
Are you ready, DJ?
The party has already started.
1311
01:15:22,875 --> 01:15:26,708
Alright, I'm going there!
I'm just psyching myself up!
1312
01:15:29,458 --> 01:15:33,250
It's Schmuley time.
1313
01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:36,291
I'm ready.
1314
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:43,458
Very good! Raise your hands
as if they didn't care at all!
1315
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:47,875
It's officially the bat mitzvah!
by Lydia Katz Rodríguez!
1316
01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:53,250
Yuju!
Yes, shake it, grandma!
1317
01:15:58,541 --> 01:16:01,458
Yeah, nobody does it like DJ Schmuley, huh?
1318
01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:02,541
I think so.
1319
01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:09,125
{\an8}FOR MY BEST FRIEND
LYDIA RODRIGUEZ KATZ
1320
01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:16,708
Aw, my sweet little baby.
1321
01:16:19,958 --> 01:16:21,625
- Bubelah!
- Tatala.
1322
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:25,125
- Meydelah!
- Shayna punim!
1323
01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:33,500
- Do you remember? The first day of kindergarten?
- Yes.
1324
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:35,416
Yes, you parked in my spot.
1325
01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:37,916
Mm-hmm. I'm not sure
that it was me, but whatever.
1326
01:16:37,916 --> 01:16:39,000
Okay.
1327
01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:44,125
If it were you and a boy, what would you do?
1328
01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:57,458
We wait for a pimple to pop.
1329
01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:59,875
Stace, what's going on? What are you doing?
1330
01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:03,458
See that.
1331
01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:06,125
Why do you always do that?
1332
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:08,125
Because I like the way my feet smell!
1333
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,666
That's not normal!
1334
01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:13,458
Schmuley! Turn off the video. Please!
1335
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:16,416
Schmuley, turn off the video!
1336
01:17:16,416 --> 01:17:18,458
It's a success, what's wrong with it?
1337
01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:21,791
Nobody is liking it!
Please just remove it.
1338
01:17:21,791 --> 01:17:23,916
{\an8}That's not normal.
1339
01:17:24,791 --> 01:17:26,916
That wasn't a snore!
1340
01:17:28,541 --> 01:17:30,375
-Poor Nikki.
- Oh, how horrible.
1341
01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:32,666
Kym, Megan and Anya suck.
1342
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,041
They are very stupid.
1343
01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:37,375
"Oh, I want pretty designer things,
but they are ecological."
1344
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:39,708
Sorry.
1345
01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:40,875
But it is true.
1346
01:17:40,875 --> 01:17:42,333
Be quiet! How awful.
1347
01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:45,166
- I recorded all your snot.
- Enough. No, delete that.
1348
01:17:46,375 --> 01:17:47,958
His fingers have hair.
1349
01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:50,458
Do you remember when it broke
the string of my tampon?
1350
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:51,833
Oh, mom, I think I already wet myself.
1351
01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:53,375
It can't be.
1352
01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:56,000
Have you never farted in front of you?
1353
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,541
For your vagina? How disgusting.
1354
01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:59,416
-Do you want me to teach you?
-Yes.
1355
01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:00,541
Do you exercise?
1356
01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:07,750
Is that what they talk about?
children today?
1357
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,000
From tampons and frontal farts?
1358
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,041
You better not show it to anyone.
1359
01:18:12,041 --> 01:18:14,875
I swear, if you show it to anyone,
I'm going to come and kill you.
1360
01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:17,125
- Did Schmuley do this?
- I...
1361
01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,166
Schmuley?
1362
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:22,500
Thank you for seeing us, goodbye!
1363
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,500
{\an8}WITH LOVE, YOUR BEST FRIEND
STACY FRIEDMAN
1364
01:18:25,791 --> 01:18:27,916
- Why would Stacy do that?
- Don't know.
1365
01:18:32,916 --> 01:18:34,333
Okay, I'm not even that bad.
1366
01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:36,291
- You are very bad
- Yes, you stink.
1367
01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:54,541
Turn it off! Turn it off!
1368
01:18:54,541 --> 01:18:57,000
Lydia! Lydia, I didn't want to do...
1369
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,375
Shut up! What didn't you want?
1370
01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:01,958
Didn't you want to tell everyone
who had a hair on his nipple
1371
01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:03,500
or that Andy was my first kiss?
1372
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:05,833
- It's different.
- Stop lying, Stacy!
1373
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:08,625
I have tried to apologize,
but you keep punishing me!
1374
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:11,083
- When is enough enough, Stacy?
- That's enough!
1375
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:12,500
It's too late!
1376
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:13,541
Lydia!
1377
01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:31,958
I should go up and see it. Talk to her.
1378
01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:34,458
I was the one who sent the damn video.
I should go.
1379
01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:37,708
No one should go up.
She needs to process this alone.
1380
01:19:37,708 --> 01:19:38,708
No, honey, she...
1381
01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:40,958
I know what you need
because I know how it feels.
1382
01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:45,000
How do you know what he feels? nor you
You're crazy, you did something so stupid.
1383
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,333
True, but I've seen similar TikToks.
1384
01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:50,250
And the thing about "you who are crazy"
It was something offensive.
1385
01:19:51,125 --> 01:19:52,500
Yes you're right. Sorry.
1386
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:55,000
It's going to be difficult for them to listen to this,
Danny and Bree,
1387
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,500
but from now on,
1388
01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:00,583
There's going to be a big Stacy part.
that they will not be able to understand,
1389
01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:03,583
that they will never understand
no matter how much they want it,
1390
01:20:03,583 --> 01:20:04,916
and that's how things are.
1391
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,541
Don't call us again
"Danny and Bree", Zaara.
1392
01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:09,750
Yes, it sounded strange.
1393
01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:12,083
I'm sorry, Mrs. and Mr. Friedman.
1394
01:20:12,958 --> 01:20:15,166
To me, that was offensive.
1395
01:20:18,666 --> 01:20:23,000
God, all this
It's a real disaster.
1396
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:26,291
I've never felt like this before.
1397
01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:30,250
Hey!
1398
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,208
I don't know how to fix it.
1399
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:02,791
You sure have this day
marked on your sacred calendar,
1400
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,958
but today is my bat mitzvah.
1401
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,791
The most important day of my Jewish life.
1402
01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:10,041
And maybe even my entire life.
1403
01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:12,166
But what's the point?
1404
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:13,500
It's time!
1405
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,833
You are playing. Again?
1406
01:21:17,833 --> 01:21:20,083
This time I'm serious. I'm not going.
1407
01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:22,416
No, yes you are going. Get dressed. Get in the car.
1408
01:21:22,416 --> 01:21:24,291
I can't and I won't.
1409
01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:27,208
Okay. Say goodbye to your phone.
1410
01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:30,833
Okay. Who am I going to write to?
1411
01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:37,916
There's nothing you can say or do
make me go, mom.
1412
01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:41,416
Today I am an adult,
I can make my own decisions
1413
01:21:41,416 --> 01:21:43,875
and I have decided that I will stay here.
1414
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:50,041
-Put me down! Put me down! Ronnie!
- Hey. Come on. That is.
1415
01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:52,833
That's what I call being good parents.
1416
01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:55,125
-No!
- Hey.
1417
01:22:00,125 --> 01:22:02,041
Hey, how are your armpits?
1418
01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:04,208
See how they say it grows double again?
1419
01:22:04,208 --> 01:22:05,625
Well, it grows three times as much.
1420
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,000
Yeah.
1421
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,083
Get in now!
1422
01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:14,125
- Calm down.
- I don't want to go in.
1423
01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:16,041
Be careful where you step. Peaceful. Shh.
1424
01:22:17,416 --> 01:22:19,500
Shabbat shalom.
1425
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,375
Shabbat shalom.
1426
01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:24,625
Today is a very special day.
1427
01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:27,666
Our brilliant young Stacy Friedman
1428
01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:31,250
she is called to the bimah for her bat mitzvah.
1429
01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:32,583
Oh, God.
1430
01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:36,250
Do you hear her calling me
to receive an honor I don't deserve?
1431
01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:40,875
I have dreamed of this day all my life
and today is the day.
1432
01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:42,833
And I wish I could get into my bed,
1433
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:45,583
or under my bed
or anywhere else...
1434
01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:46,833
Seema?
1435
01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:14,041
Barechu et Adonai hamevorach.
1436
01:23:14,041 --> 01:23:21,708
Baruch Adonai hamevorach leolam vaed.
1437
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:26,250
Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu melech haolam,
1438
01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:29,375
{\an8}RESERVED
1439
01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:30,875
ha-amim...
1440
01:23:39,416 --> 01:23:42,041
I made a terrible mistake.
1441
01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:45,875
I'm sorry.
I don't even know what I'm doing here.
1442
01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:55,541
Hey...
1443
01:23:57,250 --> 01:24:01,208
Eh, in the Jewish religion, it is supposed
that I must be an adult today.
1444
01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:08,625
But I've been so selfish and spoiled
and upset with my parents who only...
1445
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:10,583
Then, it happened.
1446
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:13,083
The day that was supposed
that I would become a woman
1447
01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:15,416
it was the day when everything
It started to make sense.
1448
01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:16,875
...Nikki, Tara...
1449
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:20,125
As a girl, you think it's okay
get in front of your friends
1450
01:24:20,125 --> 01:24:22,000
and pursue something better.
1451
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:25,458
a woman knows
that there is nothing better than your friends.
1452
01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:28,250
...Kym, Megan, Anya...
1453
01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:29,333
When you are a girl,
1454
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:32,875
sometimes you think you have to be
someone you are not to be liked.
1455
01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:36,500
...if I'm honest,
Maybe I just did it because I was jealous...
1456
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:39,208
But a woman knows
that it's not about hiding who you are.
1457
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,416
It's about being yourself
and tell the truth.
1458
01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:44,458
...but sometimes they behave
like real bitches.
1459
01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:47,333
Hey, there are children in the temple.
1460
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,458
Sorry.
1461
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:50,875
Where did you learn to talk like that?
1462
01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:52,000
I have no idea.
1463
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,208
And the biggest difference
between being a child and an adult...
1464
01:24:55,208 --> 01:24:56,333
Andy...
1465
01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:59,125
...is knowing what really matters.
1466
01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:03,041
I'll be brief because I know you can't
concentrate on something for a long time,
1467
01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:06,208
but you are basic,
you are not nice to people
1468
01:25:06,208 --> 01:25:08,791
and, if I'm honest,
You are not good at playing soccer.
1469
01:25:10,250 --> 01:25:11,250
You stink!
1470
01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:14,250
Worst of all, because of you
1471
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:18,750
I ruined my friendship with the only person
What mattered most to me.
1472
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,708
I have to tell you how much I was wrong.
1473
01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:23,333
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1474
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:25,916
you have to finish
your Torah Portion before you leave.
1475
01:25:25,916 --> 01:25:29,708
Come. Do your best
and then we'll fix this together.
1476
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,916
Hopefully, after removing
this itchy suit.
1477
01:25:32,541 --> 01:25:34,708
No, coffee breath.
1478
01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:37,708
OK. Use that up there. Go.
1479
01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:54,416
Va-y'chal Moshe mi-dabeyr itam
1480
01:25:54,416 --> 01:25:57,708
Va-yiteyn al panav masveh.
1481
01:25:57,708 --> 01:26:02,250
Uv'vo Moshe lifney Adonai l'dabeyr ito
1482
01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:04,708
Ya-sir et ha-masveh ad tzeyto
1483
01:26:04,708 --> 01:26:11,416
V'yatza v'di-ber el b'ney Yisrael
et asher y'tzuveh.
1484
01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:15,791
V'ra-u v'ney Yisrael et p'ney Moshe
1485
01:26:15,791 --> 01:26:22,166
Ki karan or p'ney Moshe v'heysheev Moshe
1486
01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:25,000
Et ha-masveh al panav
1487
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:30,208
ad bo-oh l'dabeyr ito.
1488
01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:32,583
I did it.
1489
01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:37,208
Ya'sher koach! Now run!
1490
01:27:25,666 --> 01:27:29,333
Lydia!
1491
01:27:29,333 --> 01:27:30,833
Lydia.
1492
01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:33,833
Lydia.
1493
01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:35,708
Lydia, please open...
1494
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:38,500
About Andy.
1495
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,125
I know you never hurt me on purpose.
1496
01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:43,250
I should have let you apologize.
1497
01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:47,333
I miss you, I love you and I'm sorry.
1498
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:50,833
I have been a horrible and selfish friend.
Please forgive me.
1499
01:27:54,083 --> 01:27:56,958
Stacy, you ruined my bat mitzvah.
1500
01:27:56,958 --> 01:27:59,583
What part of that don't you understand? I don't...
1501
01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:01,708
- I know.
- Let me finish.
1502
01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:04,583
That day on the cliff,
I told you not to go.
1503
01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,666
I told you not to jump. You jumped.
1504
01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:08,458
And it all ended up being my fault.
1505
01:28:08,458 --> 01:28:10,583
- And I was the shitty friend?
- I'm sorry.
1506
01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:13,041
I knew you liked Andy
for a million years,
1507
01:28:13,041 --> 01:28:14,333
but guess what, Stacy?
1508
01:28:14,333 --> 01:28:17,041
Just like all the others
at school, including me,
1509
01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:20,166
but I never told you anything
Because I knew you were going to be angry.
1510
01:28:20,166 --> 01:28:25,208
And then when you uninvited me for the day
that I helped you plan since we were born,
1511
01:28:26,208 --> 01:28:27,916
I went out with him to make you angry.
1512
01:28:28,666 --> 01:28:29,875
Until you ruined it.
1513
01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:34,666
And then you ruined the most important day
of my life. I'm fed up, Stacy.
1514
01:28:34,666 --> 01:28:36,416
Wait, you're right.
1515
01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:38,708
Yes I know.
1516
01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:43,208
Just come to my party tonight.
I promise you it will be worth it. Please.
1517
01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:50,583
I'm going to take that as a maybe.
1518
01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:56,083
Hello again.
1519
01:29:02,333 --> 01:29:03,291
Daughter?
1520
01:29:04,208 --> 01:29:05,125
Hello, mom.
1521
01:29:05,125 --> 01:29:07,041
Your father asked for many favors
1522
01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:09,791
and I think it will work, if she comes.
1523
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,166
Let me do it.
1524
01:29:17,958 --> 01:29:21,333
I know that tonight
It's not what you dreamed it would be,
1525
01:29:21,333 --> 01:29:23,125
but I am very proud of you.
1526
01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:25,791
Okay, do like this.
1527
01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:28,375
List.
1528
01:29:29,916 --> 01:29:31,541
Mmm, beautiful.
1529
01:29:31,541 --> 01:29:33,333
Thanks, doll.
1530
01:29:35,458 --> 01:29:37,375
- I have something for you.
- Okay.
1531
01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,041
Okay, I know maybe
You may not like this, but...
1532
01:29:45,541 --> 01:29:46,583
Really?
1533
01:29:47,166 --> 01:29:48,458
Thank you!
1534
01:29:50,833 --> 01:29:52,708
I think I want to wear sneakers.
1535
01:29:52,708 --> 01:29:55,250
Oh, you are now a woman.
And a very smart woman.
1536
01:29:55,875 --> 01:29:57,083
Let's celebrate!
1537
01:30:07,458 --> 01:30:08,458
Has it arrived yet?
1538
01:30:09,333 --> 01:30:11,333
I don't think he's coming.
1539
01:30:11,333 --> 01:30:14,500
- Daughter, yes he is coming.
- Can I have your attention?
1540
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:17,208
It's already started. What if he doesn't come?
Then everything is useless.
1541
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:20,458
It's not useless.
1542
01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:23,625
- It would have improved my golf game.
- Oh, shut up now.
1543
01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:24,708
Yes you came.
1544
01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:26,958
Here I am.
1545
01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:28,791
Just in time.
1546
01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:30,958
Just in time for your grand entrance.
1547
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:33,708
Listen, everyone,
ladies and gentlemen...
1548
01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,000
No, Lydia...
1549
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:39,541
Please give him a warm welcome
to his bat mitzvah
1550
01:30:40,458 --> 01:30:44,083
to Lydia Rodriguez Katz!
1551
01:30:44,083 --> 01:30:45,583
This is yours.
1552
01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:48,291
Stacy, what did you do?
1553
01:30:48,791 --> 01:30:51,916
You deserve a perfect bat mitzvah.
One that no one ruins.
1554
01:30:52,708 --> 01:30:54,916
Did you give up your bat mitzvah for me?
1555
01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:58,625
Stacy, this was your dream.
1556
01:30:58,625 --> 01:31:00,000
It's our dream.
1557
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,208
Stacy!
1558
01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:05,208
Beautiful Lydia! We love you!
1559
01:31:05,208 --> 01:31:06,625
We love you!
1560
01:31:09,083 --> 01:31:10,166
Go!
1561
01:31:10,166 --> 01:31:11,625
Okay.
1562
01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:13,375
Come in. Beautiful.
1563
01:31:15,083 --> 01:31:18,000
Lydia! Lydia! Lydia!
1564
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,666
Lydia!
1565
01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:21,791
Come on, Lydia!
1566
01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:25,291
Come on, Lydia!
1567
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:46,666
Good!
Make some noise for Lydia and Stacy!
1568
01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:51,750
- I don't have to pay for this, right?
- Yes. Yes you will.
1569
01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,916
It isn't true. Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
1570
01:31:53,916 --> 01:31:59,250
Very good!
Let the party begin!
1571
01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:16,791
I told you not to move
or I'll cut your throat!
1572
01:32:16,791 --> 01:32:20,125
Hey, you're watching Dream of Escape!
1573
01:32:20,125 --> 01:32:23,000
- I love that movie. Have you seen...?
- Yes, we already saw it.
1574
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,958
- Can you leave us alone?
-Bye bye!
1575
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:35,291
- You are the one who works in the cinema.
- Yes, it's me.
1576
01:32:35,291 --> 01:32:36,750
Give me some Twizzlers.
1577
01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:39,416
- But give me many.
- Right away.
1578
01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:45,458
- I only want one.
- Okay, an apology.
1579
01:32:45,458 --> 01:32:46,791
People don't understand anything.
1580
01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:52,125
I see you know how to dance!
1581
01:32:52,125 --> 01:32:55,500
Who is ready
for some "Don't Stop Believin'"?
1582
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:57,375
I'm ready!
1583
01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:02,375
Of course you are, nerd,
and that's why I'm not going to put it.
1584
01:33:02,958 --> 01:33:06,250
I think it's time to slow down
1585
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:10,500
for a little love song.
1586
01:33:49,041 --> 01:33:49,958
Hello.
1587
01:33:50,541 --> 01:33:51,958
Do you want to dance?
1588
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:54,583
Well, what about Isabella?
1589
01:33:55,583 --> 01:33:56,500
Who?
1590
01:33:57,166 --> 01:33:59,208
Your 25-year-old girlfriend there in Ecuador?
1591
01:33:59,208 --> 01:34:02,625
I assumed your name
He was glamorous like Isabella.
1592
01:34:03,208 --> 01:34:04,375
I don't have a girlfriend.
1593
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:07,666
That's a strange rumor, I don't understand it.
1594
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:09,333
Oh.
1595
01:34:12,791 --> 01:34:14,125
- Oh, what things.
- Ooh!
1596
01:34:14,125 --> 01:34:17,375
How do you feel that your daughter
Is she dancing with a handsome young man?
1597
01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:18,666
Um...
1598
01:34:18,666 --> 01:34:21,375
- I feel very good about it.
- Really?
1599
01:34:21,375 --> 01:34:24,041
- Do you know what I don't feel good about?
- That?
1600
01:34:24,041 --> 01:34:26,916
With Rabbi Rebecca and Jerry.
1601
01:34:26,916 --> 01:34:29,750
-What's that?
- Ooh, well done, rabbi.
1602
01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:32,916
Yes. They should ban that
in all religions.
1603
01:34:32,916 --> 01:34:34,916
What are they doing?
1604
01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:40,541
{\an8}Okay, that's enough of the slow music.
1605
01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:43,916
Let's make some noise, please!
1606
01:34:43,916 --> 01:34:45,250
Are you ready?
1607
01:34:58,875 --> 01:35:01,875
Dear God, this is Stacy Friedman.
1608
01:35:02,583 --> 01:35:04,250
Today I am an adult,
1609
01:35:04,750 --> 01:35:06,833
and the truth is, it's wonderful.
1610
01:35:08,125 --> 01:35:10,875
I know it's only the first chapter
of my adult life
1611
01:35:10,875 --> 01:35:13,291
and maybe it's not always this fun,
1612
01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:15,625
but if it were,
That would make me happy too.
1613
01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:17,708
I say, don't put pressure on yourself.
1614
01:35:17,708 --> 01:35:19,583
Nor can I pressure you.
1615
01:35:20,416 --> 01:35:21,375
Just saying.
1616
01:35:23,291 --> 01:35:25,166
And I know what you're thinking.
1617
01:35:25,166 --> 01:35:28,333
I have to give up my party for Lydia
It was my Mitzvah Project.
1618
01:35:30,583 --> 01:35:32,000
But that is not a mitzvah.
1619
01:35:33,791 --> 01:35:35,416
That's just being a best friend.
1620
01:35:42,083 --> 01:35:44,791
Welcome to Pastelería Mitzvá.
Proceeds go to charity.
1621
01:35:44,791 --> 01:35:46,166
Helping others,
1622
01:35:46,166 --> 01:35:48,791
be selfless,
take the bad and turn it into good...
1623
01:35:48,791 --> 01:35:50,583
- Pretzels for four dollars.
- Yes.
1624
01:35:50,583 --> 01:35:51,833
That is a mitzvah.
1625
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:53,875
Did you do this?
1626
01:35:53,875 --> 01:35:56,125
- This is beautiful.
- What are you going to want?
1627
01:35:56,125 --> 01:36:00,291
Okay, you obviously know that.
You are God and you also know that.
1628
01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:03,250
Make sure you say the Hamotzi.
1629
01:36:03,250 --> 01:36:05,708
And for one piece, 24 dollars.
1630
01:36:06,708 --> 01:36:08,625
Anyway,
Thank you for being patient with me.
1631
01:36:08,625 --> 01:36:10,583
I am very happy to be part of this.
1632
01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,333
- Uh, thanks.
- You are welcome.
1633
01:36:12,333 --> 01:36:13,625
You have nothing to be grateful for.
1634
01:36:13,625 --> 01:36:15,750
Okay, I'll contact you later.
I'm going to sell bread.
1635
01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:18,291
Now this is a mitzvah!